Bring on the New Bigender Boy Scouts!

In case you missed it, the Boy Scouts of America just announced that they will now allow girls into the organization. Yes, the BOY Scouts will now also include GIRLS. Sure, there are those who think that sounds like saying Tabbies and Siamese are new breeds of dogs, and that this doesn’t make sense, but…

Selective Outrage.

If you want the definition of a nanosecond, look at the time stamp on Hillary Clinton’s first gun control tweet and compare it to the time stamp the first round was fired from the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay. Obama’s Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel told us all, “You never let a serious crisis…

Marvel – The Worst Movie Franchise In The History Of Cinema

The Marvel Cinematic Universe; a juggernaut, a behemoth of box-office dollar massing proportions, is the worst movie franchise in the history of cinema. But not for the reasons that you might be thinking. First, I’ll give credit where credit is due.   Marvel brought the unknown elements of the Marvel universe to the big screen,…

Living With Sarcasm

Every day across America, there are one in five individuals, or really about one person per group of friends (and there is nothing scientific about that claim), who suffer from the hilarious effects of sarcasm.  This vicious personality disorder leaves people everywhere in a state of bewilderment and confusion.  Sometimes even tears. It’s absolutely hilarious….

Seven Reasons I Will Never Vote For Trump

I don’t subscribe to the #neverTrump campaign. I don’t think it’s productive. I don’t believe in fighting for a negative. It makes complete, utter nonsense. It’s like fighting on behalf of a black hole. Everybody knows it’s there but nobody knows what’s on the other side. It sucks in the light rather than letting it…

Want A King America? You’ll Get One

Donald Trump won his first state last night in the New Hampshire primary – with a commanding lead. Congratulations to the state of New Hampshire. You now get to mint a new coin, redesign a new car license plate and come up with an entirely new slogan. The Live Free Or Die thing really can’t…

Dear America, We Do Have Gender Roles

It’s been a blistering week of misdirection and sideshows. Some dude who now has many convinced that he’s a her has stolen headlines just about everywhere. We as a society have taken a form of body dysmorphic disorder and turned it into a life-long quest worthy of praise, a television series and an award ceremony….